Facebook status messages

• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
• Insert coin to view my status message.
• ....is trying to think of a witty status message.
• Smile, it increases your face value :).
• your intelligence is my common sense.
• . . . is achieving the things you fail at
• the only constant is change, except from a vending machine.
• never laugh at your wife's choices. you're one of them!
• seeing a spider is nothing. it becomes a problem when it disappears.
• scratch here ###### to see today's status!
• Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right.
• light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• For success, attitude is equally as important as ability.
• Human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes.
• Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
• We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.