Engineers One liners

1. Good engineers are not born, they are Pre-fabricated
2. Pi - Gods way of telling you to get a bigger calculator
3. Bio-engineers, now everyone gets a drumstick at thanksgiving.
4. If God didn't want perfect circles he wouldn't have invented Pi.
5. Warning - Inversion intolerant
6. Contents liable to Over reaction
7. Sorry, I only drink Decalitres
8. If found please return to (insert GPS co-ordinates)
9. Civil engineers, Lifes way of saying your rubbish at sports.
10. I can calculate your interest in me to 9 decimal places
11. Could I interest you in my Na2Ca2Al6Si9O30·8(H2O) collection ?
12. I prefer the term Bio-culture harvester instead of "Fat"
13. (R-CH2OH) fueled love machine
14. Opinions crushed while you wait
15. Bio-engineers - Life forms created, your place or mine ?
16. I came, I saw, I adjusted the azimuth a bit
17. I could go on for days ....
18. Please remove upon installation