Money One liners

1. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
2. Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.
3. Money takes the sting out of being poor.
4. Money can't buy everything... but then again neither can no money.
5. We were soooooo poor, we went to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick the other kid's fingers
6. "Credit cards are VERY dangerous. Every time I try to use one somebody starts chasing me with scissors." - J. Bothne
7. The best things in life are free.... or have no interest or payments for one full year.
8. Give 'til it hurts... then have your accountant calculate the write- off.