Death One Liners -II

• Death is hereditary.
• It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. (Terry Pratchett)
• The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
• You should always show up at your funeral.
• If I die, I'm taking you with me!... oh, -you're- dying? Forget I said anything.
• "A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin
• The only certain thing in life is death.
• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
• Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
• Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
• Over half the world's population die.
• I have decided to live forever, or die in the attempt.
• Death to all fanatics!
• Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.