Saturday, December 1, 2007

More One Liners on Work --- Murphys' Law on work

  • Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.
  • Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back. This is what I'm doing wrong.
  • Everything can be filed under 'miscellaneous.'
  • Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
  • To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
  • Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.
  • Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
  • The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.
  • There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.
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